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Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Saturday, 3 November 2012
Monday, 1 October 2012
Saturday, 22 September 2012
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Thursday, 20 September 2012
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Funny Quote of the Day :
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?
Jean Cocturan
Wednesday, 19 September 2012
Tuesday, 18 September 2012
Saturday, 15 September 2012
Funny quotes | Funny Sayings | marriage quotes | love quotes
Funny Sayings
- Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
- Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
- The most important three words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'
- Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
- It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
- When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
- When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
- After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
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Funny Quotes
- The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
- I don't smoke, don't drink, don't do drugs, I only have one small problem, I lie.
- The road to success is always under construction.
- Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
Friday, 14 September 2012
Funny quotes
Funny quotes
- Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
- Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin - The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
Natalie Wood - Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke - Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
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