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Funny Sayings

• Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

• Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

• The most important three words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'

• Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

• It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

• When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

• When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'

• After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.